Machete Cast
Ranked by Wikipedia Pageviews · January 29, 2026
1
Robert De Niroas Senator John McLaughlin
7,964
2
Jessica Albaas Sartana Rivera
5,009
3
Lindsay Lohanas April Booth
3,803
4
Steven Seagalas Rogelio Torrez
3,758
5
Don Johnsonas Von Jackson
3,625
6
Danny Trejoas Machete
3,344
7
Michelle Rodriguezas Luz
1,975
8
Stacy Keachas Doc Franklin
1,938
9
Shea Whighamas Sniper
1,706
10
Cheech Marinas Padre Cortez
1,352
Machete Full Cast
All 34 cast members with Wikipedia pageview rankings